Angelo (or other AmeriCorps): Hey, Alissa, how many jobs do you have now, woman? I lost track.
Alissa: I don't know. I lost track too.
Angelo: Well, where are you working this weekend?
Alissa: Nick's on Friday night and Excalibur on Saturday night.
Angelo: I should come see and hang out with you. At least I can't tip you because I volunteer for a living and not because I am an asshole.
Alissa: Don't worry. I won't take your money anyway. Instead, i'll hassle unsuspecting drunks who think i'm cute because i'm Asian and I know how to bellydance. Hahahaha.


Moral of the story? Come visit me. Please...

Friday 3/3/06 at 10 pm, Nick's Beer Garden, 1516 N. Milwaukee Ave (Damen blue line stop)
Saturday 3/4/06 at 8 pm, Excalibur, 632 N. Dearborn (Dearborn and Ontario, Grand red line stop), call me and i'll get you in for free

~Alissa (a lost soul with way too many jobs)